Witty Statuses on Facebook

Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.

To succeed, you need to take that gut feeling in what you believe and act on it with all of your heart.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

"The less you talk, the more you're listened to."

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. -M. Kathleen Casey

Life is not a coincidence. It's an echo if what you invest.