Go to the people. Learn from them. Live with them. Start with what they know. Build with what they have. The best of leaders when the job is done, when the task is accomplished, the people will say we have done it ourselves. - Lao Tzu
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
47% of all statistics are worthless.
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.
"Out of abundance He took abundance and still abundance remained." - The Upanishads
"First I was dying to finish high school and start college. And then I was dying to finish college and start working. And then I was dying to marry and have children. And then I was dying for my children to grow old enough so I could return to work. And then I was dying to retire. And now, I am dying... and suddenly realize I forgot to live."
- Author Unknown
"Winning is not everything—but making the effort to win is." - Vince Lombardi
"Follow your desire as long as you live; do not lessen the time of following desire, for the wasting of time is an abomination to the spirit." - Ptah-hotep (c. 2600 B.C.)
When a woman isn’t beautiful, people tell her : You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair.
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.
Beauty is not real. Beauty only exists in perception.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
The beauty of male has not yet been portrayed by the only one who can do so-the female.
By plucking her petals, You do not gather the beauty of the flower.
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
She was a beauty in her youth a fact which she alone remembers.
Great works are performed, not by strength, but perseverance.- Samuel Johnson
Meaning doesn't lie in things. Meaning lies in us. When we attach value to things that aren't love - the money, the car, the house, the prestige - we are loving things that can't love us back. We are searching for meaning in the meaningless. Money, of itself, means nothing. Material things, of themselves, mean nothing. It's not that they're bad. It's that they're nothing.- Marianne Williamson
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.